<sb> finally! i was wondering when someone was going to invent.. that
<sb> well dammit, i guess i’m not going back to sleep.
[01:42] <sb> what a lovely morning!
* sb makes coffee
<sb> a bony cackle escapes my haunted throat, etc
<b> dreadful blood screeches down the ghastly walls of dread
* b is sleepy
<b> i over dreaded it.
<b> i’ve been researching how much torque it takes to turn the potentiometers on guitar pedals.
<b> been reading a lot of data sheets. i made some text porn from their terminology.
<b> the shaft coming out of my bushing busted a screw nut
<b> shaft end play. ganged push-pull nut fixation
<b> central mounting, smooth nut-tightening pull-out
<b> push-pull spring shaft for static load
<b> max shaft thrust, 25,000 cycles min
<b> draw out force of the shaft. permitted torque for nut fixation max
<b> high temp physical strength, max prod-inches, shaft bushing trimmer
<b> detent balls: steel. friction torque driving shaft. stop resistance
<b> 500,000 smooth shaft strokes center tap
<b> ball spring shaft straight gang front nut mounting contact
<b> exceptional dual-ball slide thrust control
<sb> /exec -out filth
<sb> heh, i just noticed “stop resistance”
<b> i guess each line is like a potentiometer porn tweet.
<b> definitely not an overdone genre yet.
<sb> i had a dream i got dogpiled on social networks by people who mistakenly thought i was bigoted against people from nova scotia.
<sb> my dream writers must be running low on ideas.
<sb> http://www.wow-petopia.com/wod.html pretty new virtual critters i will be able to tame.
<b> fuck yes, they’ve got the froot loops bird.
<sb> toucan sam, yep.
* b nods appreciatively
<sb> nonsense pet name of the day
* b brings boner in for annual tuneup
<b> moar like CAN’T OPENER am i rite
<sb> u r rite
<sb> i guess i’m just going to have to start thinking of them like paper towels and buy them in 8-packs.
<sb> No results found for “how to appease the god of can openers”.
<sb> man am i tired of hearing the celestials’ pep talks.
<sb> jerks, maybe i’ll listen to your advice when you give me something other than double double gold.
<jason> i got some pants this morning, same pants i was already wearing!!!
<jason> i should take a look at their drop table
<sb> i finally replaced my crappy 430 pants.
* sb literally shits his pants
<sb> “i was laughing so hard i literally disenchanted my pants”
<jason> coming back from Rick’s Bakery, i passed a car with big dog sticking its head out of the rear passenger side window. we came to a stop light and the dog was right next to me so he started woofing
<b> lt. barkoff
<jason> it may not have helped that the driver of that car and i were laughing
<jason> “you guys are jerks” woofed the dog, unhappy that the wind had stopped
<jason> anyway: ate a maple bar, saw a dog. good morning so far